"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time..." - Lincoln

Diebold Presents

in association with Triad Systems and the Swift Boat Veterans for "Truth"

A Karl Rove Film

George W. Bush Returns as Emperor Napoleon III

THE LEAGUE OF REACTIONARY GENTLEMEN II:
NEOCONSERVATIVE EMPIRE

starring

Dick Cheney as Warren G. Harding
Karl Rove as Cardinal Richelieu
J. Kenneth Blackwell as Ferdinand Marcos
Condoleeza Rice as Metternich
Donald Rumsfeld as Captain Bligh
Alberto Gonzales as Tomas de Torquemada
Porter J. Goss as Joseph Stalin
John Bolton as James Watt
Tom DeLay as Jim Bakker
Bill Frist as Senator Palpatine
Gen. David Petraeus as Leonid Brezhnev

with

Paul Wolfowitz as Philip II of Spain
Douglas Feith as Captain Ahab
John Negroponte as Big Brother
Ahmed Chalabi as Nero
Harry Reid as Edouard Daladier
I. Lewis Libby as Kenneth Starr
David Addington as Richard III
Pat Robertson as Judas Iscariot
John McCain as James Buchanan
John Roberts as Calvin Coolidge
Samuel Alito as Ebenezer Scrooge
Jack Abramoff as Huey Long
Gen. Michael Hayden as Professor Moriarty
Robert M. Gates as Clark Clifford
Nancy Pelosi as General George McLellan
Mike McConnell as Count Dooku
Michael Mukasey as Bishop Pierre Cauchon
MoveOn.org as Peter Zenger
Mike Huckabee as Trofim Lysenko
Mitt Romney as Zell Miller
John Kerry as Michael Dukakis

and

Sarah Palin as Dan Quayle

Screenplay by J. Kenneth Blackwell and Glenda Hood
Based on the novel "The Halliburton Candidate" by Armstrong Williams and Jeff Gannon
Executive Producer: Dick Cheney
Directed by Karl Rove

In Memory of Lee Atwater

It Couldn't Happen Here

www.newamericancentury.org
www.whitehouse.gov

No one was killed in the making of this foreign policy.

Just kidding.